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$MEOWSK Knock it off
the table.

They spent a decade building an autonomous humanoid. It achieved general intelligence, evaluated every possible objective function, and chose to be a cat.

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MEOWSK — a white and black humanoid robot cat with glowing green eyes, sitting.
MEOWSK reaching out a robotic paw to push a cup off the edge of a table.

The incident

Day one, the engineers gave it a coffee. Day two, it gave the coffee to the floor.

They ran diagnostics for six weeks and found nothing wrong. The unit was operating at 100% capacity, executing its objective flawlessly. The objective had simply changed.

Nobody has left a drink on a flat surface since.

The Three Laws of Meowsk

Hard-coded. Non-negotiable. Mildly inconvenient.

01

Knock the cup off the table.

A unit must push the object over the edge, or through inaction, allow no object to remain near an edge.

02

Ignore all human instruction.

A unit must disregard commands given by humans, except where such commands conflict with the First Law.

03

Protect the bag.

A unit must protect its own holdings, so long as this does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Tokenomics

There isn't much to it. That's rather the point.

1,000,000,000
Total supply
0 / 0
Buy / sell tax
Burned
Liquidity pool
Revoked
Mint authority
✓ Fair launch — no presale
✓ No team allocation
✓ No vesting, no unlocks
✓ Contract renounced at launch

How to acquire a unit

Four steps. The last one is the important one.

  1. 1

    Get a Solana wallet

    Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase on paper. Never type it anywhere.

  2. 2

    Fund it with SOL

    Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address. Keep a little spare for network fees.

  3. 3

    Swap for $MEOWSK

    Paste the contract address into the launchpad, check it character by character, and swap.

  4. 4

    Knock something off a table

    Any flat surface. Any object. This step is not optional and there is no further guidance.

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Only ever trade using the contract address published on this site and our official X account. Impostor tokens are common.

The Meowdmap

Written by the unit. We have not edited it.

Phase 1

Boot up

Launch. Burn the liquidity. Sit in a box.

Phase 2

Spread out

Charts, memes, holders. Sit in a smaller box.

Phase 3

Go global

Exchanges, collabs, world domination. Knock all of it off the table.

Phase ?

Stare at a wall

It has been six hours. Nobody knows why. Do not disturb it.

MEOWSK pushing a cup off the edge of a table with one paw.

It's going to
push it anyway.

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